Max: Hi Nat! Hi mom! Hi dad!

Lucifer: *deadpans* I'm your master, not your dad.

Max: You have to be my dad because Jamey is my master.

Lucifer: ... No.

Angelo: Don't worry honey, you can call him dad.

Max: Thanks mom! *jumps on the couch with them* So what are we doing? *wags tail and nuzzles up to Nat*

Nat: *pets him cooing* Watching a movie.

Lucifer: I was about to fuck Nat while he blew Angelo.

Max: What movie are we watching? *gets comfortable*

Lucifer: ... Jamey!! Come get this mutt!!

Angelo+Nat: Daddy!! *scolds*

Here's Max being an absolute dog and getting all the attention because he's a whore