Damien: *punches Max in the stomach* Get out of my way.

Max: *unaffected by it and cooes* What's wrong little Prince? *picks him up*

Damien: *growls* Put me down!

Max: *wags his tail and nuzzles him, hugging him close* Tell me what's wrong.

Damien: *whimpers and tears up* The boy I like doesn't like me back and I ruined all my chances of getting with him.

Max: *eyes widen* Oh. This is.. The Z situation.

Damien: *starts crying* Yes it is!

Max: *hugs him close and rubs his back* It's okay. I'll take you to mommy.

Damien: *sobbing*

I feel like Max and Dami would get on in this au, like maybe.