Felix: *pouting at John*

John: No. I'm mad at you.

Felix: *whines and sits in his lap* But Johnny!

John: *spanks him* You're not allowed in my shop anymore.

Felix: *tears up and starts crying* I don't want to be away from you!!

John: *squeezes his ass and brings him closer* You can't keep hurting my customers baby, it's going to get us in trouble. *hugs him*

Here's Felix being a cry baby because he's actually clingy af