Damien: *hums while standing at the gates of hell* Man, this is so boring.

Andy: It really is. *yawns while laying on the ground*

Damien: I think they all believe Cerberus is still up here.

Andy: Shouldn't he be? No offence Dami, but what are you gonna do when someone or even a massive crowd of demons come storming up here.

Damien: No offence Andy but I'm the son of Satan. I think I can handle a few sinners.

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Damien: *sitting at the dinner table sulking*

Angelo: What's wrong baby?

Damien: One of those stupid demons said I had a fat ass!

Lucifer: *chokes on his food*

Damien: And then they slapped my butt.

Angelo: Well honey, they're not wrong. You got your daddy's butt.

Lucifer: *coughs and slams his hands on the table* Who are they?!!!

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Damien: *sitting in Zane's lap, yawning sleepily*

Zane: *grooming him purring and nuzzles him*

Damien: *purring softly* Mmm~

Jake: *huffs* I want cuddles Dami.

Damien: Hang on. *preening at the attention Zane's giving him*

Jake: *whines* Now!

Damien: *pouts and kisses Zane's cheek* Love you mommy. *gets out of his lap and hugs Jake* So bossy.

Jake: *hugs back sticking his tongue out at Zane*

Damien: *yawns and snuggles into him* Pick me up.

Jake: *picks him up and kisses him*

Damien: *kisses back before pulling away, nuzzling into him* Mm~

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This was in my drafts so swoop