Damien: *groans and grabs Jake's face* God your face gives me such a fuckin' raging hard on!

Jake: *looks down and back up at him smirking*

Damien: *giggles and pulls him down kissing him hard*

Jake: *kisses back grabbing his ass and picking him up*

~~~~~

Damien: *throws his bag on the couch* I'm so tireeeeeeed!

Jake: *hides the gag and cuffs behind his back* Big day?

Damien: Fuck yeah. I nearly got pushed into the pit of endless torture. *stretches before noticing him hiding stuff* .. Whatcha got there Jakey?

Jake: ... Nothing.

Damien: *hums and walks over, slowly turning into his demon form* Oh come on~ Tell me~

Jake: *blushes and shows him the cuffs and gag* W-wanted to surprise you?

Damien: *growls in his ear and bites it* That's so fucking cute~ *tackles him to the floor, tearing his clothes off*

~~~~~~~~~~~

Damien: Get outta my face! *pushes Jake away*

Jake: Give me a kiss! *puckers up his lips*

Damien: No.

Jake: Kisssssssssss! *leans into him*

Damien: *growls warningly*

Jake: Kisssssssssssssssssssssssssss!

Damien: *deadpans and stops growling kissing him*

Jake: *kisses back hard*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Jake: Babe! Look at this!

Damien: What is it? *looks over at him*

Jake: It's your new bowl!~ *shows him a pink bowl that says 'princess' on it*

Damien: *grumbles unhappily and rolls back over* I don't need a stupid bowl. That's why I threw the last one out.

Jake: I knew it! You're such a liar.

Damien: *peeks at him* I don't know why you got a new one then.

Jake: Mel said to have one just in case you're being a brat! *sits down next to him excitedly* I need to go.

Damien: *groans*

~~~~~~~~~~~

Damien: I want to pee on you!

Jake: Mmm.. Why?

Damien: Coz it means I'm dominating you. *starts unzipping his pants*

Jake: *watches him* Then what makes you think I'll let you do it?

Damien: Coz you're my prison bitch, duh.

Jake: ... *tackles him down onto the bed* There's gonna be a new prison bitch then!

~~~~~~~~~~~

Damien: Can you make Jake immortal? He's growing too fast.

Lucifer: No.

Damien: Dad. Please.

Lucifer: No.

Damien: You made Faz immortal!!!

Lucifer: No I didn't.

Damien: .. Oh. Please?

Lucifer: No.

Damien: *grumbles* You don't love me.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Damien: Technically we can't tell if you actually genuinely love me because I tempt people to sin.

Jake: .. Is this because I left you at lunch to talk to my friend?

Damien: ... No. *rolls over*

Jake: Babe! Come on. Don't be like that. Why are you jealous?

Damien: I'm not jealous!! *turns a bit red and covers himself with a blanket* I just like spending time with you.

Jake: *smiles softly* I like spending time with you too.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ .

Just a bunch of these two