Lucifer: *staring at Max*

Max: *sobbing on the ground, covering his face drunk af* I-i can't kill myself!

Lucifer: You're a demon in hell. You can't kill yourself.

Max: *cries more* B-but I want to die!

Lucifer: *stares at him before snapping his finger*

Angelo: *appears beside him* Yes sir?- Oh baby! What's the matter? *rushes over to Max*

Lucifer: Fix your child or he's going to the mortal world for time out.

Angelo: *cradles him and rocks him cooing* It's okay baby, mommy's got you.

Max: *hugs him tight sniffling*

Here's a thing that was in my drafts for switched AU