Max: *sitting in Jamey's lap wagging his tail*

Jamey: *nuzzles him while sipping his coffee*

Damien: Hi Maxi! Come play. *gestures for him to come*

Jamey: *huffs* He can't Dami.

Damien: Dont be a loser! Let him play with me.

Jamey: He's currently sitting on my dick. You sure you want to play with him?

Max: *licks his neck*

Damien: Ew!!