Damien: Did you know Jamey had aids because he fucked a 64 year old hooker.

Lucifer: *groans into his hands* Always at the dinner table.

Jamey: First of all, fuck you. Second of all, no I don't.

Max: *squints at him* .. Better not have.

Damien: I have a video of it!

Max: Show me!

Angelo: Was a man or a woman?

Damien: Man! He's a homosexual. *gets his phone out*

Jamey: *throws a knife at his phone smashing it*

Damien: .. Mom!! *whines*

Nat: Baby, you shouldn't be stirring your brother up. *pets his hair*

Damien: *grumbles* Maybe he shouldn't fuck hookers.

Max: *full attention on Jamey* So.. Who is he?

Jamey: *looks at him* I guarantee you it was a video of us having sex while you were in that shitty costume we stole when we were teens.

Max: *sulks* I look sexy in that maid costume. *leans back huffing*

Lucifer: Who said you could sit at the table. *points a knife at Max*

Max: *scratches his head* Mom.