Jamey: Where are your little boyfriends?

Koda: Dad! They're not my boyfriend's.

Faz: Aw nothing to be ashamed of! John's in a poly relationship with Mike and Nat.

Koda: I'm not in a poly relationship!

Jamey: Alright, Alright. Where are they though?

Koda: We're not joined at the hip y'know. They went home. *huffs*

Amelio: Except me! Because I wanted to say hi.

Jamey: Oh hey Ami.

Faz: Aw Ami! Where's your parents?

Amelio: Probably at home fucking.

Jamey: Of course.

Koda: Gross.

Amelio: Hey Koda! I never realized, but we're cousins!!

Koda: Even grosser, you had a crush on me.

Amelio: Yeah for awhile. Now I'm in love with Shadow.

Jamey: Ah.

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Olive: Are you kidding me?! Koda doesn't have to do this with us?! *doing sit-ups*

Oil: *planking on the ground whining* This is so unfair!

Jamey: You live under my house, you'll go by my rules and Koda's already bulky enough.

Koda: *sleeping underneath a tree*

Olive: It's not our fault we don't have any jobs! *switches to push-ups*

Oil: Y-you told us w-we could stay w-whenever! *collapses on the ground*

Jamey: Yeah, as long as you pay rent.

Olive: Lay off! *pouts*

Faz: I made lemonade!

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Great family