Scary: You can't keep ignoring me!!

Jamey: *walks past him taking a sip of his coffee*

Scary: *smacks it out of his hand*

Jamey: *catches it before it hits the ground and flips him off*

Scary: Don't fucking ignore me!!

Faz: *walks in* Oh! Is that-

Jamey: A floating piece of garbage? You're absolutely right. Let me take it out. *grabs Scary the collar*

Scary: *bites his hand*

Faz: Jamey wait!

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Lucifer: God not him again.

Scary: Hello padre!

Angelo: Who's that?

Lucifer: Technically Jamey's other half.

Scary: I was the soul in Jamey that drove him to do crazy things~

Angelo: Ooh.

Lucifer: I created him on accident when developing a new virus. I tested it on Jamey. Nothing happened until his eyes turned black and he started talking to himself. Sooner or later he developed a mind of his own and took over Jamey's body as he pleased. I had to lock him up everytime it happened. It stopped though when, what's his face?, I think it was Faz. Told the others to give him a body and Jamey was free.

Jamey: Now he's back!!

Angelo: Where have you been all this time?

Scary: Florida.

Jamey+Angelo+Lucifer: Ew.