Max: Don't ever leave me.

Jerry: I won't?

Max: Cuz if you do, I'll be so sad. I'll die. *hugs him tight*

Jerry: *pats his head* There there. You're just tired.

Max: I am. But I love you so much.

Jerry: I love you so much too~ *cooes at him and kisses him*

Max: *kisses back*

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Lucifer: Maybe I should break them up.

Angelo: You do and I'll divorce your ass so fast, you won't know what just happened.

Lucifer: *growls and grumbles, crossing his arms*

Angelo: That's right. It was just a kiss, chill out.

Lucifer: It was not just a kiss! It was a makeout! Plus you grinded against each other.

Angelo: I was drunk and horny! Get over it. I got over yours

Lucifer: I will not and for the record you both got me drunk and I thought he was you.

Angelo: Aw.

Ellie: *chewing on a spoon*

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Faz: *hugging Jerry tightly*

Jerry: *pats his head*

Faz: Fuck me.

Jerry: So soon?

Faz: *tears up* Jamey's angry at me.

Jerry: aw why?

Faz: I keep taking his smokes.

Jerry: duh, you have a baby in your belly. *pats his belly*

Faz: Okay fine, but still! *hugs him tight* Pleeease fuck me.

Jerry: Alright alright.

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Max: Stop smoking then.

Jamey: I can't. Even if I do, I'll always revert back.

Max: It's called addiction.

Jamey: Yes and your addicted to Jerry.

Max: I am! And your addicted to smokes and Faz!

Jamey: But I can't have both and you know I'll always choose Faz first.

Max: True. So when you smoke, you choose smokes first?

Jamey: .... *eyes widen* Oh my god.

Max: You really didn't know that?

Jamey: My poor baby. I gotta stop, at least until the baby's born and outta the house.

Max: Okay... lovely talk, but I wanna fuck because my baby's fucking your baby with his tentacles and that's super hot.

Jamey: Fine! I need to blow off steam.

Max: So you're gonna blow your load in me?~

Jamey: Get against the table.

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Jerry: I kinda wanna get pregnant, but I wanna get someone else pregnant too. *runs his fingers through Max's hair*

Max: Oh really? Wanna try and get me pregnant? Or do you wanna try getting Jamey pregnant again?

Jerry: Mm.. both. Plus Faz.

Max: Once Koda's born?

Jerry: Fuck yeah~ *kisses him hard and pulls away* I love that you agree with me~

Max: I love how devious you are~

Jerry: You know it baby~ *kisses him hard again*

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They're so evil