Lucifer: My dad sucks.

Angelo: My parents too suck.

Lucifer: Nice. We should go play video games.

Angelo: At the arcade?! Oh.. but I don't have any money?

Lucifer: I'm the heir to the throne of hell. I have money to spare. *gives him coins*

Angelo: Oh my god. Is this gold?

Lucifer: You bet. This is only between me and you though.

Angelo: *beams and hugs him*

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Lucifer: What is this feeling I have?  ....

Angelo: It's so strange.

Lucifer: What's that thing called?

Angelo: I feel like I've seen this before. *turns on the tv*

Lucifer: I'm afraid to ask my parents. It's on the tip of my tongue.

Angelo: Oh no...

Lucifer: Oh damn it!

Angelo+Lucifer: I think I'm gay for my best friend.

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Lucifer: *kicks the slide, denting it*

Angelo: I understand your pain.

Lucifer: I fucking bust my chops for that old man and he doesn't respect what I do!! *bends the swingsets*

Angelo: *winces* Be careful.

Lucifer: *growling*

Angelo: *hugs him tight*

Lucifer: *stops and huffs* It doesn't matter.

Angelo: but it matters to you and it matters to me too.

Lucifer: This is so gay.

Angelo: You're gay!!

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