Amelio: This looks like you. *holds up a picture of shadow the hedgehog*

Shadow: *blushes* Oh yeah?! This looks like you! *holds up a photo of a trashcan*

Amelio: Damn! You sure you aren't on camera? Splitting image.

Shadow: So depressing. *tsks*

Amelio: I can't help it. I was born as a trash can and my family is trash.

Shadow: *snickers and clears his throat* Yeah right. You wanna know trash? My parents only care about my older brother.

Amelio: You mean the one named Junior?

Shadow: Yes. Why?

Amelio: He's coming this way.

Shadow: *squeaks and turns around*

Amelio: *laughs* Got you!

Michael Jr: Actually I'm behind you. *smiles at Amelio*

Amelio: *screams*

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Jerry: You should have a boyfriend by now.

Amelio: I know, I'm working on someone though.

Max: When we were teenagers. We had plenty of sex.

Amelio: Yeah with each other. *sticks his tongue out*

Jerry: True, but with your uncles too.

Amelio: I know. Carmey told me so.

Carmey: Damn right! *takes a beer from the fridge*

Max: Hey that's mine!

Carmey: I don't see your name on it. *opens it*

Max: *whines* It's my favorite!

Carmey: too bad!~ *runs out of the kitchen*

Jerry: I'll buy you more.

Max: She has no respect for me! *pouts*

Amelio: *laughs* Nice.