Ester: John stop it! *sprays him*

John: *whines and keeps pulling on his shirt*

Ester: Let go! *throws a treat on the ground*

John: *immediately eats it*

Ester: *picks up the shirt sighing* this is gonna need stitches.

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Ester: Mike!! that's unsanitary!!

Mike: *licking water off the floor and eating donut crumbs*

Ester: *pulls him up and washes out his mouth*

Mike: *wags tail squirming*

Ester: Stop it! I'm not playing!

Mike: *whines*

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Ester: Prince! *pulls prince off of Felix*

John: *growls at prince grabbing Felix*

Bear: *scratching herself*

Prince: *whines and looks at him*

Felix: *snuggling into John*

John: *nips him and growls more at prince*

Prince: *barks at him*

John: *barks back*

Ester: *trying to keep them apart* Fuck me!

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Ester: You're the only good dog. *pets Nat*

Nat: *nuzzles into his hand wagging tail*

Ester: You're so cute!~ *squishes his face*

Mike: *bites his arm whining*

Eater: Ow.