Mel: New arrival.

Flaz: Oh wow! It's been so long!

Tammy: Wow! Someone new to talk to!

Loren: Finally.

George: *slowly opens the door* Where am I?

Mel: Welcome to purgatory. You're #1765309

George: Bloody Hell. This is because I killed my sister's abuser?

Tammy: Ooh a murderer?!

Mel: Yes and then killing yourself.

George: Duh. *looks at Tammy and Loren* Who are these Blokes?

Mel: You're partners. They're dead, but me and my wife are not.

Flaz: *waves hi*

George: So what? You're gay?

Mel: Duh.

Tammy: I really like your accent!

George: Thanks. What's your name?

Tammy: Tammy! I'm a They, but I like being called a boy!

George: Ah.. *turns to Loren* What about you, ya.. dodgy feller?

Loren: My name's Loren. I'm the only person with brains on this team. Get used to it.

George: I guess I'll have to.

Mel: Hey I have brains!

Flaz: So do I!

Tammy: I don't!

Loren: Hm.

George: What did I get myself into, Mate? *rubs his temples*