Oil: *looking through magazine articles on real estate*

Olive: Oil! Oil! I just got a girlfriend!

Oil: *drops his magazine* What?!

Olive: I told you things would start turning around once I got those shoes!

Oil: W-what about our real estate?

Olive: I'll still do it!

Oil: What about me?

Olive: Jeez. I'll tell my gf that I'll have to make time with her then.

Oil: Wait you would put me before your girlfriend?

Olive: Of course. I love you.

Oil: *tears up* Olive I'm so in love with you!! *hugs him tight and kisses him hard*

Olive: *squeaks falling on the floor*

Oil: *pulls away* I'm sorry!

Olive: How come your such a good kisser? I was all over the place.

Oil: Wait- you're not mad?

Olive: No dummy. I knew the whole time.

Oil: Asshole!

Olive: *laughs* I got you~

Oil: What about your girlfriend?

Olive: *smug af* I lied.

Oil: You bigger ass! *hugs him tighter*

Olive: Took you long enough. *pats his head*