Jake: So how's it going with Sai?

Ollie: Not good. *pouts*

Jake: What's wrong?

Ollie: He's not getting my hints. I love him to bits, but he's pretty oblivious.

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Ollie: Hey sai~

Sai: *looks up from his phone* Yes?

Ollie: *comes out with a wedding dress on* Don't I look pretty?

Sai: Of course!

Ollie: Like a bride?

Sai: absolutely~ *stands up and kisses him*

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Ollie: All my attempts end up with Sex.

Jake: isn't it a bit too early to get married?

Ollie: *deadpans at him*

Jake: right.

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Ollie: *showing Sai wedding videos* Look at them! So happy~

Sai: Like us. *kisses his cheek*

Ollie: Yes! We could be even super happy though! Like super duper happy!

Sai: I thought we already were.

Ollie: even more! *smiles*

Sai: Hm.. I know what's making me super happy right now~

Ollie: oh?

Sai: You~ *kisses him and squeezes his breasts*

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Ollie: By the way where's Damien? I thought you guys were together 24/7?

Jake: He wouldn't let me leave so I had dad make a clone or an "illusion"

Ollie: *laughs a bit* I would love two sai's

Jake: Ask dad.

Ollie: Maybe~

Jake: Well, just keep at it.

Ollie: Oh I will.

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Sai: what's this? *holds up a magazine* Wedding centrals. Hm. *reads it* Hey! Katy Perry released a new song.

Ollie: *from the doorway* Mutters: Damnit! I knew I shouldn't have gotten a magazine with famous celebrities in em!