Faz: *pushes Jerry away panting heavily*

Jerry: *licks his lips churring*

Faz: *holds onto him still panting*

Jerry: I'm the make out king! *smiles*

Faz: N-no way! Jamey's still the best! Yours are generic!

Jerry: *gasps* You asked for this!! *kisses him hard*

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Jerry: Who's the best kisser?! *nibbles on his lips*

Faz: *panting with bruised lips* Y-you are.

Jerry: Damn right!

Jamey: *smacks the back of his head* What'd you do to my poor baby?!

Max: Damn. How come you never leave me bruised like that?

Jerry: Because I don't wanna damage your beautiful soft lips~ *kisses him*

Max: Mm~ *kisses back*

Faz: *whines looking at Jamey*

Jamey: *kisses his lips softly and growls at Jerry* You fucking bitch. *takes off his shoe*

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Jerry: *sniffing holding an ice pack to his cheek*

Max: Jeezus. Who knew he would actually bruise you?

Jerry: *starts crying again* he's so mean!! He messed up my face.

Jamey: You messed up my baby's lips!! I'll fucking beat you again.

Jerry: *squeaks and hides behind Max* I'm sorry!

Jamey: Sorry doesn't fix my baby's lips!!

Max: Just fucking heal him!! *hugs Jerry protectively huffing*

Jamey: I'm teaching him a lesson.