Faz: you've had a crush on me?

Jamey: yes? I've literally had a crush on you for years.

Faz: o-oh. *blushing*

Jamey: We've literally made out.

Faz: as bros do!

Jamey: Really?? We've fucked in your bed before.

Faz: As friends!!

Jamey: *covers his face blushing muttering gibberish*