Lucifer: So I was thinking, Fine. I will fuck you.

Max: Yes! This video game will be as close as I'll ever get!

Lucifer: Great because- *snaps his neck*

Max: Fuck! You seductive bitch!!

Lucifer: *Vents down*

Jerry: *hits the report button*

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Jerry: Dad vented!!

Jamey: defense dad?

Lucifer: You think my thick ass would fit through those tiny ass vents?

Angelo: He's got a point.

Felix: I say it's Jerry. He always kills Max.

Jerry: It's not me this time!

John: sus.

Jerry: you bi-

~ Jerry was Not An Imposter ~

John: Ah shit.

Jerry: Soooo how'd he kill you?

Max: He said I could fuck him.

Jerry: *laughs* You believed him?

Max: *pouts* Jerry you're my wife, comfort me!

Jerry: *hugs him* There there.

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Lucifer: I'll sabotage.

Angelo: *gives a thumbs up and kills Faz*

Jamey: *was standing in the shadows and immediately hits report*

Angelo: Fuck!

Jamey: I'm ALWAYS watching Faz.

Felix: rookie mistake.

Tyler: It's basically among us 101 with Jamey.

John: Yep.

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The parents!!