Olive: When did you realize you were gay?

Jamey: hm... If I remember correctly, It was when I was a kid about 10 years old. I was sent to earth for the first time to get my first kill. I was walking around and I saw a boy sitting by the river. I was somehow tempted to walk up to him, so I did. He noticed me and waved. I froze up, but waved back. He asked if I wanted to hang out and I said yes. We hung out in the park together and it was beautiful.

Olive: And then what?

Jamey: *sighs* I had to leave him when I realized he was the one I had to kill. There was no way I could kill him, but oh, we would hang out secretly. Even his parents didn't know.

Olive: Do you remember what he looked like?

Jamey: *thinks* ..... No I can't. I think he was wearing some kind of hat or something, anyways, my Dad found out and well... he took the kid's parents away.

Olive: *gasps* No way!

Jamey: The kid died from illness few years later. I tried helping him, but he was really depressed and he wouldn't let me get close. I remember seeing him die and I cried for the first time in my life.

Olive: How did you know he was really dead?

Jamey: Well.. he was scared, so I went up to him and hugged him. He hugged back and I could feel the tears rolling from his eyes and onto my shirt and he went limp in my arms.

Olive: Wow.... bet you were pissed off at uncle huh?

Jamey: Of course I was pissed off! He killed my first crush! I watched him die! I actually tried killing him myself, but he always won. I took my anger out on people and sooner or later I got over it.

Olive: But that's seriously traumatizing.

Jamey: of course it was. He did it to toughen me up and it worked, fucking bastard, but I got my revenge by bringing home random boys with me.

Olive: *laughs* So you weren't a virgin huh?

Jamey: Kind of. I never had intimacy so I couldn't do it yet until I was in my teenage years.

Olive: of course.

Jamey: And yeah. That was my first gay experience.

Faz: *in tears* That's so sad!!

Angelo: How could you?! *points at Lucifer*

Lucifer: Aw it was a long time ago! That kid went to heaven anyways.

Oil: Shame on you!

Olive: Shame!

Lucifer: Jeez what is this? Pick on satan day? That's on Sunday.

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Was honestly super tempted to make Jamey's first crush be Max or John. Maybe Faz, but it wouldn't have made sense because Faz was born way later, cuz bear