Max: So... you alone?~

Lucifer: *drinking a cup of scotch* If I have sex with you, will you stop flirting with me?

Max: Yes!!

Lucifer: *chugs it* Fine.

Max: *gasps* Really?

Lucifer: I'll drop by tomorrow, I don't want Jerry and Angelo watching us, so we'll probably have sex in the shower or a room that's private.

Max: *excited* No way! No way!!

Lucifer: shut up before I change my mind. *pours himself another glass*

Max: Hey give me some of that.