Olive: Why does the woman always have to be on the bottom?

Oil: How come it doesn't hurt when he puts his junk in her junk?

Olive: She's faking it.

Oil: Is lube optional?

Olive: Hey there's one with guys.

Oil: Ew no!

Olive: too late!~

Oil: No I- *gasps slightly* Holy cow! He's cute!

Olive: God this is hot!

Jamey: Mmm I prefer cuter boys like your mother.

Olive+Oil: *screams out*

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Jamey: You're too fucking young to be looking at straight and gay porn!!

Olive: Hey we're almost fifteen!

Oil: That's practically half way there!!

Jamey: No it's not. I'm taking away your computer!!

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Teacher: *clears his throat* I seem to have caught your children.. uh.. watching porn.

Faz: On what?

Teacher: The uh.. school computers.

Faz: oh my god. *covers his face*

Olive: We didn't know they were monitored!!

Oil: Sue us.

Jamey: *sighs* Why are you doing this?

Olive: Some kid at school said he had sex with his girlfriend.

Oil: Then he called us gay dateless weirdos. But I'm not gay!

Olive: I think I am.