Oil: See? I clearly have a bigger dick. *shows it off*

Olive: What? No way. The only way to actually find out is to put them side by side and measure them.

Oil: Fine.

Jamey: *walks by* Can you please close the door when you're doing this?

Oil: Sorry Dad! *closes their bedroom door*

Olive: Alright. I got a ruler.

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Oil: It was a stupid game anyways.

Olive: *smiling* Don't feel bad.

Faz: Yeah honey. Mel's dick is smaller then Flaz's.

Mel: No it's not! Mine was literally like Dad's!

Flaz: It's one inch smaller.

Mel: *growls at him*

Oil: I do feel better now.