Jamey: *crying* I didn't mean to yell at him.

Faz: Aww it's okay. *pats his head*

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He would never cry in front of Faz or anyone else
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Jerry: Maxi do you still think I'm hot?

Max: Yes always. Why?

Jerry: Jamey gave me a photo of my youth years. *sniffs* I was so hot.

Max: You're still hot.

Jerry: Maybe so... I'm gonna go on a diet!

Max: Good luck then baby.

~ 2 days ~

Max: What happened to the diet?

Jerry: *eating nutella from the Jar* I didn't lose weight in the first two days so I gave up.

Max: What.

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Raven: You bitch! Why don't you ever call?

Max: I send you dick pics! Isn't that enough?

Raven: Obviously it's not.

Jerry: Wanna meet my baby?

Amelio: Daddy! *points at Blue*

Blue: Hi baby! This is my baby.

Rev.Amelio: Mommy. *points at Jerry*

Rex: Mom! *hugs Jerry* Or I mean dad.

Jerry: *pets him* Hi rexie!!

Max+Raven: *arguing about the photos*

Jerry: They love each other so much.

Blue: It's cute. *kisses his cheek*

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John: Love you.

Felix: Love you more.

John: Love you most.

Felix: Love you the most most.

John: I love you the more most most.

Ester: Some people are trying to watch their show.

Michael Jr: *huffs looking at them*

John: oh.

Felix: I'm sorry my baby! *hugs him and cooes*

Michael Jr: *giggles*

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Jamey: Try me.

Koda: *huffs and climbs the fridge*

Jamey: What are you doing?

Koda: *gets in a comfortable spot and starts falling asleep*

Jamey: Koda!

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Rev.John: Pay attention to me!! *jumping on the couch*

Rev.Felix: I am. *clearly watching tv*

Rev.John: *whines* Pay attention to me!! I need attention! I want attention!

Rev.Mike: John you're gonna hurt yourself.

Rev.John: Mikey!! You pay attention to me!! *tackle hugs him*

Rev.Mike: *squeaks falling to the ground with him*

Rev.Nat: Finally. *gets in Felix's lap*

Rev.Felix: *laughs a bit* He's such a handful, but as long as he's happy. Everyone's happy.

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Carmey: *chugging a bottle of vodka crying* T-thats *hic* I-it!! I-I'm *hic* o-off men *hic* for g-good *hic* I-I'm t-turning gay. *hiccups*

Jerry: My poor baby.

Max: She needed to learn.

~ Couple days later ~

Caremy: Mom dad, this is my new girlfriend.

Girl: *waves*

Jerry+Max: *spits out their coffee*

Carmey: Woah! What's with the sudden reaction?

Jerry: You were serious?

Carmey: Duh.

Max: We thought it was the alcohol talking.

Carmey: It wasn't.

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After Jake breaks her heart a second time, Carmey goes full lesbian mode