Nat: I found a friend!

Demon: sup.

Lucifer: Put that thing away. It's dirty.

Felix: Get away from Natty!

Demon: Hey man. He found me first. I just wanted to know which way was the suicide hole.

Nat: No! Killing yourself is never the answer.

Demon: pfft- Where were you when I was alive?

Angelo: Who the fuck is this? *points at the demon*

Felix: I'm about 5 seconds away from slicing his head off.

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Felix: *spreading blood around Lucifer's clothes*

Lucifer: What the fuck are you doing?

Felix: Marking your clothing with blood.

Lucifer: .... that's .... not yours is it?

Felix: Nope!~

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Felix: Where is he?

Angelo: He likes to wander earth.

Felix: But I wanna gangbang!!

Lucifer: If we don't start something, The demons are gonna show up.

Felix: *grumbles and huffs*

Nat: *hums walking in* Hi!!

Felix: Where were you?!

Nat: I was out?

Felix: Gangbang!!

Nat: ohhh. That was today?

Felix: yes!

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Lucifer: *pushes Nat's head down*

Nat: *sucks harder on his cock*

Felix: *spanking Angelo* Love the way he fucking sucks cock.

Angelo: *moans grinding back into him*

Lucifer: Deep throat baby~

Nat: *deep throats him happily*

Felix: *slamming harder* F-fuck~

Angelo: *gasps out, shuddering*

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Felix: You fuck!! *holding a knife to Mike*

Mike: *squeaks hiding behind Coal*

Coal: *blocking him*

Lucifer: *holding Felix back*

Nat: It was just a fling.

John: yeah it didn't mean anything.

Nat: Yes it did!!

Coal: you're not helping.

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They're all batshit crazy