Max: What are you doing?

Jerry: Playing on this wonderful machine that Jamey showed me!

Max: What is it?

Jerry: It's called a switch! *holds it up* I'm playing Mario!!

Max: Ooh!

Jerry: technology is amazing.

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Lucifer: How the fuck am I suppose to work this thing? *tapping his phone with his nails*

Jamey: You have long finger nails.

Lucifer: and?

Jamey: you have to tap it with your finger, not your nails.

Lucifer: *taps it with his finger* ah.

Jamey: *rolls eyes*

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Olive: Jeez dad, what year do you think it is?

Jamey: a bad one?

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John: *sniffs*

Faz: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry-

Koda: *drops the fish bone by John's legs* Ba!

John: *whines*

Faz: I'msosososososososososososososo sorry.

Felix: You'll pay for this.

Faz: *whines* I'm sorry!!

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Amelio: On a scale of one to ten, How would I rate how hot you look?

Koda: Let me guess. Ten?

Amelio: No! Fifteen!! *laughs*

Koda: How does that make sense?

Amelio: Aw you're no fun.

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Oil: I gotta say, Green isn't a bad color for me.

Olive: It's a great color on you!

Oil: Thank you.

Jamey: Still don't know why you did it though. *wiping the rest of the green dye off his face*

Oil: Didn't wanna be a freak.

Jamey: You're not a freak.

Olive: Yeah!

Jamey: *kisses his cheek* Silly.

Olive: Yeah!

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Mel: I brought things. *empties out the grocery bag*

Flaz: *pauses his video game* Is that for me?

Mel: *holds up the handcuffs and dildo* Well who else would it be for?

Flaz: Oooh~ Top me!

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Sai: *taking pictures of Allie*

Ollie: What are you doing?

Allie: *trying to grab his phone making baby noises*

Sai: Showing everyone in the world how adorable our kid is *posts them online*

Ollie: Ah. How cute!

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Olive: Ew did you just eat this lollipop that was made by facebook? *holds up the stick of a lollipop that has the facebook website on it*

Oil: *gags* Oh god! They're stealing my health information!

Olive: *laughs*

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Duli: Should I have a kid?

Luca: What.

Duli: A little Duli and Luca kid running around.

Luca: Well he better have my good looks- actually no. He should have my personality.

Duli: I want a baby girl.

Luca: boo. I want a rocking little dude that gets the same hairstyle as me.

Duli: You wish. She's gonna have pretty hair like mine.

Luca: You're no fun. He's gonna like all the stuff I like.

Duli: Oh yeah? Well she's gonna like goth makeup and paint her nails with me!

~ Later ~

Luca: Alright alright. We agree to disagree with our choices.

Duli: Deal! But I'm still right!

Luca: No I am!

Duli: Gotcha~

Luca: *blushes a bit* R-right.