Jazzy: Hey *pokes Sam*

Sam: hm?

Jazzy: I need a favor.

Sam: Interesting.

Jazzy: Can you teach me husband rough sex?

Sam: .... why?

Jazzy: He's adorable and shy, but having gentle sex is great and all, but I want him to be spicy with me.

Sam: okay..

Jazzy: I tried making him go rough, but he's only gentle with me. I tried making him pull my hair, he's kissing my head, I try making him bite my nipples, He sucking on them like I'm breastfeeding a child.

Sam: *nods*

Jazzy: He's so cute! But I didn't do years of training on my body just so it can be wasted away.

Sam: *snickers* Alright.