Written and Published: September 8th, 2015

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I am currently sitting here, on my laptop writing for once. Like serious, typing out as I go. No editing. No nothing.

I need to bitch rn.

So sophomore year starts and I have my new schedule and a new school to go to for half the day. I go to a technology school for half the day so me being me, Imma be silent af.

I may seem spontaneous or whatever tf, but this is Wattpad. I can act tf out because I won't see any of you in person. But irl, I may crack jokes but at TechyTech (we'll refer to the school as that) I am soooooooooooo quiet it hurts my soul.

I. Cannot. Relate. To. Anyone. At. All. There.

And I swear to the man we call God this girl in the class (we'll refer to her as Bean just because) and Idek how in the blue hell she got in the class because she says the most dumbest ass things.

So today as I made my way down the hallway to the class, this group of students were trying to get some chips that got stuck in the vending machine. Me being me, I pass right tf by them, duh you do what you do, idc. 

I sit. Do what I do, and trace my zentangles. So Bean and this random citizen are talking and I overhear the conversation.

*loud vending machine shaking*

Bean: What's that noise ?

Random Citizen: Oh that's some guys trying to get some chips down from the vending machine. *chuckle* That stupid thing always malfunctions.

Bean: Why don't they just get somebody flexible and just reach in there and grab it ?

CUZ IT- BITCH IS YOU STUPID 

I swear to you, I nearly dropped my pencil and contemplated walking home, those hours of walking would be worth it. Why in the hell would you go in a vending machine to reach some food ? It's not physically possible !!

See, if you live under a rock, or in the middle of Arkansas, vending machine doors or whatever tf they're called have this thing where you disables and grabby hands from going any farther than just grabbing the good they bought. So someone please explain to me how in the hell they would get someone flexible to grab the chips ?

HMM ?

HMM ?!?

I promise you, she never says anything remotely smart. Like all I see is bs just slip through her mouth and it's only THE SECOND WEEK OF SCHOOL.

I cannot fathom how much I wanna just throw my computer mouse at her. I honestly thought she was a dude first time I saw her. LMAO. Like you know those girls that have build like a dude and a like guyish-girlish, face ? That was her af.

And this bish always wanna walk down the steps all slow. Hoe I will knock you and your Mountain Dew down. Ugh.

Jesus Christ, she irks my soul. Damn Bean Bean Lean Cuisine looking ass. LMAOOOOO.

Bean Bean Lean Cuisine. Idk how I come up with these things.

~Sign off~

9:17pm