Published:

October 19, 2014

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Okay excuse me for not posting a short story/tale/whatever tf but I have a little thing to discuss.

Love Stories

Okay Love Stories are for people to express their sweet fantasies of love while other wanna get to the freakier side of it.

OH WELL. That's fine with me.

But what gets me is why in the  hell are these stories going so fast ?? Like wtf did you tailgate Speedy Gonzalez or something ? God DAMN these stories are too fast for words.

Literally most stories (by amateurs)

Chapter 1:

I, Irrelevanae, have a crush on Billy since I was a sperm. And he's a captain of the football, soccer, lacrosse, tennis, water polo, paper football, freeze tag, step, and dance dance revolution team. He's a jock and I'm just a nerd. He doesn't even know I exist even though we've apparently had classes since Pre-K and the mf doesn't have the generic memory to remember people he's been in a class with for 9 months since Pre-K. *sigh*

Chapter 2

We just finished having sex and I'm pregnant. I'm going to marry him tomorrow, the same day as the baby is born. His jealous ex-girlfriend gets hit by the same bus as Regina George. I love him and he loves me.

LIKE WTF. Can you even describe their God damn faces yet ?? And why do all these stories have the SAME. STORY. PLOT ??

Okay I admit I rode the bandwagon and made a NerdxJock story but I finished it in about a year !

Every story plot:

~Girl has crush on guy OR Girl and guy both hate each other

~Girl and guy end up paired somehow

~Guy and/or girl develops feeling for one another

~Guy's jealous gf/ex/girl who is Coco for Coco Puffs for him makes a sinister plan

~Crazy bitch kisses guy and girl walks in on it

~Girl leaves crying and doesn't want to hear guy's side of story

~Guy finally gets girl alone to talk. They have make-up sex.

~Guy's dick somehow as Houdini type powers bc the girl forgives him

~They don't use a condom and the girl is pregnant. Yup, she's prego not bc she swallowed his dick and could possible get a yeast infection in the middle of her esophagus and threw up the next morning, but bc they didn't use a condom.

~They get married and have 2-4 kids

~The End

Bruh ! *falls back* And what gets me is that these stories have over 10K READS ! 8:&:!ISIDNTEHEPAQERIPXBAJ !

I'm just so confused, wtf -_-