Everyone says that Levi and I make the perfect team. Sometimes I wonder if their talking about killing Titans or something else..........

Seriously though, I've been hearing a lot of whispering every time we walk by. People saying stuff like 'are they in a relationship or something?' Or 'they just can't stay away from each other!' Honestly, at first I didn't understand what they meant. Idiot. Obviously they meant that we loved each other or something like that, but it really wasn't the case, we just make a really good team that's all it is. That's also all it'll ever be.

Walking down the hallway again from our last mission I heard these things again. I couldn't be bothered to fight back and anyway, they can think whatever they want, it won't make it true. I was surprised when we suddenly ran into Hanji looking at us like a crazy person (this was a usual occurrence). She grabbed me and pulled me away from my partner (not sexual, just work) saying all kind of things about her Titan research that I couldn't understand, but one thing caught my attention. The last thing she said was "So, are you and Levi kawaii together or what? Everyone is saying so!"
"What?" I replied, either because she was implying a romantic relationship or because I honestly had no idea what kawaii meant. She obviously chose to answer the latter and simply said "Kawaii means cute and that's what you are! Both when you're with Levi and when you're alone!" Wow. Hanji called me............cute. I blushed at the thought of me being thought of as anything other than short. I hate being called short. Only one centimetre shorter than Levi and instantly BOOM!!! You're officially a midget.
My trail of thought was broken by a sudden "Kawaii! Kawaii! Kawaii!" Hanji said in a sing-song voice grabbing my hands and pulling me all the way to her room. I was so confused all I could say was "what are you doing?" All I got in return was a smile. Thanks. That helps me a lot.

What people see is me being short (much to my dismay) and cute (which I recently found out), but what they don't know is that I'm really sarcastic 90% of the time. People never take note of that even if I show it to them they just decide to overlook it and focus on how 'cute' I am. Sometimes I wish they would notice, then maybe they'd take me a bit more seriously. They should anyway, I'm second only to Levi! Geez would it kill you to notice things other than my 'relationship' with Levi? I was still being pulled to her room, but their wasn't much I could do about it so I just decided to see how it plays out.

Bad choice. Please remind me to never allow Hanji to drag me anywhere. I will never make that mistake again. Never! Basically, as soon as I walked in the door I saw it. A maid outfit. No fucking way! "What's that?" I said pointing to the outfit. I knew what it was, but I decided to play dumb.
"It's a maid outfit!" Her smirk widened, "And you're going to wear it!"
"No."
"Yes"
"No!!!" I screamed as she started to force my clothes off and dress me up in this 'thing' she called an outfit. Note to self: don't scream when this kind of thing happens. A huge crowd of people, including Levi, burst through the door thinking I was in trouble or something. I wasn't..........well, sorta. Luckily I wasn't naked, however I was wearing a frilly dress. Another thing you should know about me is that I HATE DRESSES!!!!!

My face turned bright red because I was blushing way too hard. Hanji simply smiled and said "Alice would love to take your order" she posed to direct their attention over to me, although they didn't need much help. I was speechless. "Wait, this isn't what it seems! Shoe forced it onto me!" Was all I could manage.

I was officially scared for life. What would I do now? This day will haunt me the rest of my life! What makes it worse is that even Levi is looking at me weird. I thought he was better than that, oh well, at least he isn't as extreme as some of the other guys. Seriously, some of these guys are drooling. Gross. "I hate you Hanji."
"I love you too!"
"Fuck you."