In case you were wondering (or not it really doesn't matter  to me cause I don't care), no, I am not dead. I walk amongst the living. Hooray!

Sup, I'm back, and most definitely not better than ever. I  feel like I owe those who enjoyed reading this book before I went all covert and off the grid an apology for my absence. But I won't, cause I'm savage like that (oh yes, the cringe is strong in this one, also sorry.😝).

Anyway, don't worry (if you were worrying but I completely doubt that). Over the time I've been gone, I've  racked up a bunch of scenarios (dead lie at the time.btw), so no more missing deadlines for quite a while.

Psst- notice I said for a while.

Oh yeah! I have posting schedule again ( that I'll eventually break. No worries, it'll happen sooner than later. But check introduction chapter anyway), I'm lazier than ever (if that's even possible) and my procrastination game is on point. Again, I say, Hooray.

So last night I found the book that started it all. 'Creepy Two Sentence Stories' by fascinated-.
It made decide to write this book so I figured, why not put it as a scenario? Also, as you can see from the title, the scenarios aren't that long, so imma do like four or five of em'.  Depending on whether or not my hand starts hurting.

So now, not without further stalling..... Drumroll please

Ba dum tss
(Well wasn't that a sucky drumroll)
I present to this week's scenario.

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"He was awoken by his wife laying down in bed. His phone buzzed, it was his wife texting him she was on her way home.

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I remember this being it. This being the one to get me into the scenario book writing business. And now that I've found it again, here's what you and I could do

- put the phone back down and pretend that nothing happened.

- look over to your 'wife'/ 'husband' or 'waifu' / 'husbando' or 'partner' (I don't judge) ,to the bedroom door and then make like an Olympic runner and bolt.

-again, look over to your 'wife'/ 'husband' or 'waifu' / 'husbando' or 'partner'  make sure that my 'wife'/'husband', etc (that's lot of typing) is 'asleep', and then slowly take my head off the pillow and position it over their face. Lower it into their face and apply pressure. Don't not stop and proceed with this instruction until the body beneath has stopped thrashing

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"He walks out of the bar into the warm night air, no one else is out tonight and the silence is deafening.
He approaches his truck and finds that his tired have been slashed; a note in news print stuck to the windshield..."Run"

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So I don't own a truck.......or any vehicle for that matter. And even if I did and that shit happened to me, I'd do the following

- RUN (Duh)

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"The grinning face stared at me from the darkness beyond my bedroom window.

I live on the 14th floor.

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You know what's the best thing to do in this scenario?

- wait until morning. Then move the fvck out

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"While walking home from school, a homeless man stopped me and showed  me a newspaper article. It had tomorrow's date and the headline read "homeless man kills local teen"

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See! This is why I don't red newspapers. Well, I kinda do....For the comix section that is. And this isn't the exact reason why.......I didn't even en stop reading them.
Oh well, you catch my drift.

-Kick homeless man in the shin to slow down his movements and then in his homeless family jewels. Run away as fast as my tiny feet can carry me.

-Play dumb. Luckily this should be the easiest thing for me to do because being and idiot is my signature trait. *Sniff* yup. That what I'm known for. *Sniff* that's my legacy.*Dramatically wipes away snot with back of hand/sleeve* yup.
For example ; 'Wow! That's a sleek like OKing knife 'ya bots there mister. *Ally backs away to create distance  between myself and the raggedy looking hobo* 'You gonna tell me how it's used?'

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Hey there! If you've made it this far, you've just wasted *insert time spent on reading this chapter" of your life. For that I thank you.

O, also thank you for reading this week's scenario/scenarios. Check out the original source material, the internet. (What? The author said so their selves) Or of you got to time to rummage through the wired side of Google, read 'Creepy Two Sentence Stories', by fascinated-. Check out their other stories too.
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Hit the star cause you're a star.
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(Ah yes, the cringe is truly strong in this one😂)

And see ya next week. (Hopefully).