Sam: Wait... *summons others in her room and locks door so no fam walks in*

Logan: Yes?

Sam: WE REACHED ONE THOUSAND READS!!! *sequels*

Patton: Really??

Sam: And 57 votes!! I'm so happy!!

Virgil: Wow. Good job.

Patton: I'm so proud of you kiddo!

Sam: I have recreated our reaction area! But now it's called. The Lounge! Let's go there. *sinks down*

Everyone else joins and is in awe

Sam: I'm so happy about this I teared up!

Roman: Good job Sam.

Sam: I also got some Happy Early Birthday wishes from readers!!

Sam: Thank you all so much!! I love hearing from y'all and please do forgive my long breaks to be with my dad. I don't have access to easy typing and updating from there.

Thomas: Be sure to have a good night/day/evening!

Sam: Wait. I also just got shown.. This book is eligible for the Wattys? I won't enter it because I already have Adopted By Albert in. By the way, that book hit 2k reads. Like... wow. Anyway, here's proof!

Sam: Anyway. Take it easy guys, gals, and non binary pals. Peace out!