Requested by a-lemon-named-tea

Warning: Gross stuff.. I guess 😂

Remus' POV

I was just sitting in my room, minding my own business when I had to go to the bathroom.... in Thomas' mind... because that makes complete sense... anyway. I did my business then went to wash my hands when I saw something out of the corner of my eye.

Deodorant, they (they because we don't want to assume the gender of deodorant kids) were so sexy. Just sitting there calling out to me! I picked them up, opening them up and smelling them. They smell so good! Like vomit in toilet water with a bottle of bleach spilled over it!

I slowly licking them a bit, blessing my tongue, transferring their gorgeous smell into lustful taste. Then I took a bite and my mouth was in heaven! I went to lay on my bed and continued nibbling on them.

"Hey, Remus, did you take my dollar bill when you clubbed me over the head with-?" I heard my brother Roman, he cut himself off when he saw me nibbling on deodorant.

He stood in my doorway with his mouth wide open in shock.

Just to make him even more disgusted I took a large bite of it and chewed it loudly with my mouth open.

"What, you want some?!" I asked with my mouth full, then took a chunk and threw it right into his mouth.

He choked on it for a second before spitting it out on my, already pretty badly stained from other things, carpet.

"I think- I think I have to-" he said, then covered his hands with his mouth and ran to what I presumed was his own bathroom or something, I could care less.

I just laughed at him, then looked back at Deodorant, rolled them up more and whispered, "Now, where were we?"

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I have no words... tbh I hope that you didn't enjoy that XD
I'll be posting better stuff in the future and longer stuff!

Word Count: 333

Date published: June 29th, 2019