Yes I'm uncreative and the other one was fun to write shut up already-
Edit: I'm just now realising that Remus' birthday is on June 25th so this is his birthday one-shot now because I'm lazy so this one is coming out before the other.

Ages oldest to youngest (Yes, this is accurate for the au with their actual birthdays as well,, except Roman and Remus of course):
Logan 17
Patton 17
Janus 17
Roman 17
Remus 17
Virgil 16

Warnings: Swearing, inappropriateness, implied sex, sexual intentions, uh that stuff lol

Human au | High school au

Third Person POV

The whole gang was hanging out together for the twins birthday at their house, it was only about 8pm and they were already bored, their parents had given them the house for the night so the group of teens had the whole house to themselves. So far, the best part of the night had been the tops dressing their subs in short dresses, Patton didn't mind as he loved wearing dresses anyway, Virgil threw a fit and took a lot of convincing, but he eventually put it on.

(Their dresses)

"What about Truth Or Dare?" Roman asked.

"Yeah!" Patton agreed, never having played before, though he knew the rules.

Janus and Virgil shrugged.

"Might as well, use the app, it's much more fun and some people here aren't very creative," Remus said.

"Hey, there's no need to be rude to Roman on his birthday, kiddo."

"I don't- never mind.."

"Teens or adult?" Roman asked.

"Adult, duh, what kind of pussies do you think we are?" Virgil rolled his eyes.

"Point taken."

"Alright, my turn first and I'm going to choose dare! Show everyone what's in your purse/wallet. Okay then, one second!" Roman quickly ran upstairs to get his wallet and ran back down.

He opened it up, pulling out some cash, a bank card, some gift cards, his drivers license, school ID and a picture of him, Logan and Patton all together.

"Aww, you have the picture of us in there, thats so cute!" Patton smiled and gave Roman a kiss on the cheek.

"I agree, that is quite delightful," Logan said, smiling a bit.

"No pocket knife or method of defense? Damn, have fun getting kidnapped," Virgil said.

"Okay, Patton's turn! Truth or dare?" Roman asked.

"Hmm.. I'm gonna do dare because you did dare as well and it wasn't so bad!"

"Wear your socks on your hands for the rest of the game!"

"Okie dokie," Patton gasped, "like sock puppets!"

He put his socks on his hands and pretended to make them talk to each other.

"Logan, truth or dare?"

"Truth."

"Have you ever cheated on an exam?"

"Of course not, why would anyone ever do that?"

Everyone except Patton looked away with the same look that basically said it all.

"Point taken.." Logan said, adjusting his glasses.

"Remus, your turn!"

"Dare, duh!"

"Kiss every pet in the room."

There was a moment of silence before Remus smirked and kissed Virgil.

"Wait a minute.. WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!" Virgil yelled once he had pulled away.

Remus just giggled and winked at him.

"Janus' turn!"

"Dare, truths suck."

"Let the person next to you text anyone from your phone."

Janus sighed and handed his phone over to Virgil, Virgil smiled and had an evil glint in his eye, thinking for a second before deciding who to text.

"Done," he said, only a couple minutes later.

"Who did you text? What did you do?" Janus questioned, a hint of fear and panic in his voice.

"You'll see," Virgil giggled.

"Okay, Virgil, truth or dare?"

"Truth."

"Okay- wha- Remus what are you doing?!"

"Whoops, Roman's hand slipped, looks like its dare! Sorry, Virge," Remus shrugged with a smirk.

"Rude," Roman muttered, "play 7 minutes in heaven with someone- oh damn."

"Of course Remus presses dare and it's the most sexual one there is!"

"Yeah for adult truth or dare, its not very adult."

"Well just because of that, I'm going to choose Janus," Virgil said defiantly, glaring at Remus and crossing his arms.

*Offended Dukey noises*

"Virge," Janus said, getting Virgil's attention.

Janus whispered something in Virgil's ear that made Virgil blush a bit and glare at the ground.

"Fine, come on Remus," Virgil said, standing up and walking to the nearest closet with Remus close behind.

"I'll set a timer," Logan stated, already having his phone out.

"Be quiet you two!" Roman yelled.

"Yeah, save your vocals for tonight!" Janus called.

"Alright, lets continue playing while we wait for them," Roman said, "I'm gonna choose truth this time. What is the grossest thing I've had in my mouth?"

"You're lucky Remus isn't here," Janus smirked.

"Probably Remus' finger actually.." Roman said.

Everyone gave him a confused look, as if asking for the story or at least a bit of context.

"Don't ask." He replied, "Patton, truth or dare?"

"Hmm, what do you think Jerry?" Patton asked one of his socks, which were still on his hands.

"Gee, I don't know, Pat!" Jerry said.

"Truth!" The other sock said.

"You think truth, Tom?" Patton asked.

Tom nodded.

"Okie dokie, I pick truth!"

"Who is the best dressed person in this room?"

"Other than me and Virge? Logie of course! No offense you two."

"None taken," Janus said.

"I can't say the same, how dare thee."

"It's Virge and I but thank you Patton."

"No problem, Logie!"

"Logan, truth or dare?"

"Truth. I hate dares."

"What is your least favourite thing about the person to your right? So that's Janus."

"Hm.. Probably the fact that he can see right through me, you never say anything, but I can see it in your eyes that you always know when I'm lying or not telling the full truth and I don't like that."

"Huh, interesting.." was all Janus said.

"Well now it's supposed to be Remus' turn but hes.. busy right now."

"Just skip him for now," Janus shrugged.

"Alright, Jan, truth or dare?"

"I guess I'll switch it up and do truth for once.."

"What was your worst kiss?"

"Oh God," Janus said, already scrunching his face up at the memory, "definitly the one with Sierra."

"Wait a minute, you kissed Sierra?!" Roman questioned, mouth agap.

Janus nodded.

"Like, Sierra Monse?"

"Yes, is there another Sierra I don't know about? It's not a very common name."

"I'm sorry, it's just, when was this?!"

"Middle of 9th grade if I recall correctly. I was just kinda testing the waters and found out she liked me and we kissed a bit and I didn't enjoy it at all, so we stopped and never really spoke of it again, then I kinda came out as gay to people outside of our friendgroup and she then realised why I didn't like it, but she was cool with it."

".... HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS?!" Roman yelled.

Janus just shrugged.

"Virgil's turn, ugh, how much longer until the lovebirds are done?" Roman groaned.

"Do you want my time or your simple time?" Logan asked.

"Simple time," everyone stated.

"4 minutes and 23 seconds, 22, 21-"

"Thats good Logan!" Roman cut him off.

"You sure, I can continue."

"We're sure, Logie," Patton said with a smile.

"Alright then, should we continue the game?"

"Might as well," Roman shrugged, "my turn!"

-Meanwhile in the closet-

"Virgeeee!"

"I'm not talking to you."

"I'm sorry! Pleaseee?"

"No, no means no, so back off," Virgil crossed his arms and looked away.

Remus sighed and turned to face the camera, "he's right, no means no, consent is good kids and rape is not a vibe."

"Who the fuck are you talking to?"

"The re- uh, nobody.."

He looked into the "camera" and gave a wink before turning back to a confused Virgil.

"You're such a weirdo.."

"Yeah, but I'm your weirdo~"

"True," Virgil smiled.

"Ay, there's that smile I know and love!"

"Shut up," Virgil said, turning away once he started smiling more.

"Why you gotta be so mean to me on my birthday?" Remus pouted.

"Because it's fun and you deserve it."

"Meanie.. you could at least give me my birthday present~"

"I got you deodorant what more do you want?!"

Remus gave him a face, you know the one, and if you dont, well, you're probably still pretty innocent.

"No!"

"Fine, kisses?"

"No."

Remus gasped, "rude!"

"Well, so were you when you switched my truth to a dare."

"Dang, you sure do hold a grudge.."

"It was like, not even 5 minutes ago dude."

"Fine, cuddles?"

Virgil was silent for a moment, "fine."

Remus perked up with a smile as Virgil sat in his lap. He wrapped his arms around Virgil's tourso and put his head in between Virgil's neck and shoulder.

"Are we gonna turn on the light at all?"

"Nah, darkness is sexy," Remus replied, kissing Virgil's neck.

"Fair enough."

Remus slipped his hand casually up Virgils dress, stroaking his inner thighs, knowing they were quite sensetive.

"Remus, what are you doing?" Virgil said, not in a scared way, but more of an adult catching their child in the act of doing something they know they're not supposed to do.

"Hmm? What do you mean? I'm not doing anything," he replied, innocently.

"Mhm, didn't know you were Janus all of a sudden."

"I may have picked up some moves~"

-Outside the closet-

BEEP, BEEP, BEEP-

"Looks like their time is done,"

"Maybe you should open the closet, Janus. ..just in case."

"Maybe," Janus laughed, getting up and slowly opening it up, "alright, your time is up, lovebirds, save the rest for the bedroom."

"Gladly," Virgil muttered, quickly getting out.

"Aww, we were just getting started!" Remus whined, but walked out anyway.

"You guys wanna continue playing?" Roman asked.

"Nope, we're tired, it's time for bed, right guys?" Virgil said, already grabbing Janus and Remus' arms and pulling them upstairs.

"Oh, okay, goodnight kiddos!"

"Uh, yep, goodnight!" Janus yelled.

"Night, sleep tight, dont let the basement demon bite!" Remus called from upstairs.

"Wait wha-"

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I'm. So. TIREDDD
It's bad, I know, but take it and enjoy it anyway.

Word Count: 1,698

Date Published: June 25th, 2020