Virgil: I'm actually going to jump out a window, oh my god.

Patton: Sorry, what?

Virgil: I just saw Roman, he was so cute, I can't deal with it. It makes me too happy.

Patton: So your solution is to jump out of a window?

Virgil: Exactly.

Patton: But what does that even solve?

Virgil: I don't know.

Patton: TheN WHY?!

(BoNuS)

Roman: Oh my god, Virgil looked so cute today I'm going to jump out a window!!

Logan: You mean figurativ-

Roman: *yeets out a window*

Logan: .... Nevermind.