Virgil: Can a crip donate blood?

Remus: Can a teacher give a homeless kid homework?

Virgil: What colour are mirrors?

Remus: What does water taste like?

Virgil: If I weigh 99 pounds and I eat 1 pound of nacho chips, am I 1% nacho?

Remus: If sperm makes babies and is found in testicles, then ball really is life.

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