Patton: Roman, you're strong, aren't you?

Roman: Of course! As a prince, I must be able to rescue damsels in distress!

Patton: In that case, how far do you think you could throw me?

*Cue 5 minutes later*

Logan, minding his business in his room: *hears loud feet slamming towards his door before it's thrown open*

Virgil, out of breath: ROMAN IS ABOUT TO YEET PAT OFF THE ROOF ONTO THE TRAMPOLINE YOU'VE GOT TO STOP THEM!