Patton: I have a headcannon!

Logan: Ah! A theory, you mean.

Patton: No, I literally have a headcannon!

Logan, looking up: Now I know we've-
*silence*

Logan: It seems there is a small cannon taped to your head-

Patton: And its functional!

Logan: The lengths you go to make a pun are admirable but-

Patton: WANNA SEE IT SHOOT OFF??

Logan: NOT PARTICULARLY-