Roman: *trying to find his blush while doing makeup*

Virgil: Or you could go far a natural blush.

Roman: ???

Virgil: First, you grab a hard cover book, something thicc, and position it in front of you with a firm grip.

Roman: *continues watching, intrigued*

Virgil: And then, let's start with the left cheek- *slams book on both sides of his face* and there you have it! Bright, red and rosy! And if you're lucky, you'll get my favourite colour, purple!

Roman: nO-!

(Do not try this at home kids- *sigh* you already did it.. Didnt you?)