*Everyone is on the couch in their respective spots while Janus is snuggled up on Remus' lap in a cocoon of blankets*

Roman: Cold much?

Janus: Roman, I have the body heat regulation of a cold turkey in the freezer. So yes, I might just be a bit cold.

Logan: Is that also why you're snuggled up to Remus?

Janus: It's a method to preserve body heat because Remus is a human furnace and I'm a cold snake.

Remus: *smirks and starts massaging Janus' scalp and running another hand along his scales*

Janus: *snuggles in further and let's out a pleased hiss as he relaxes*

Virgil: To preserve body heat, huh?

Janus: Ssssshut up.