This is dedicated to thatfrenchbaguette and hippie007. It's a long story, but basically on hippie007 story, George lied to this chick and said Ringo was his kitten. 

I commented: Starrison, with Ringo as a kitten. Hmm... *Starts writing new Beatle fanfiction.*

thatfrenchbaguette replied:*inhales sharply*

thatfrenchbaguette :I actually went to your profile to see if you were serious XD

Me:Maybe I will write it! ;) It'd be a bit weird, but I think a lot of fans would dig it. :)

So here it is! It may not be a true, classic Starrison fanfic, but it will be adorable. Enjoy!