Hawks: *laying on the couch on his phone* 

Author-Chan: Hawwwksss! *falls onto him, slightly crying* 

Hawks: Hm? *looks at her* What's up, kid? 

Author-Chan: Why aren't you real?! I want you to be a real person so bad! T^T

Hawks: Oh yeah? Why's that? *looks back to his phone, patting her head* 

Author-Chan: Because I love you!! 

Hawks: Oh really?-

Author-Chan: Your name is Keigo Takami, you had a bad past but became an amazing hero, and you look up to Endeavor because he put your abusive father in jail, you like chicken, your birthday is December 28th, you're laid back but still try your hardest to protect others and do what's necessary for the greater good! You're handsome, funny, adorable, amazing, and lovely, you're my dream guy! If you were real, I'd marry you on the spot! 

Hawks: Hahaha, you're cute. But how do you know I'd accept your proposal? 

Author-Chan: I can give you ANYTHING YOU WANT!! Name your price! 

Hawks: *thinks for a moment* Hmm...can you stop the League of Villains? 

Author-Chan: ...If you were in my world, they wouldn't exist!! 

Hawks: Okay, okay...hmm...if I were real, I'd think about it, but I'd want to get to know you-

Author-Chan: My birthday is August 22nd, I like Mac n Cheese, my favorite colors are purple and green, I like cuddles, I'm kind but don't always hold back, and I try my best to help others when I can, especially when it's someone I care about, I like to make dark or sexual jokes sometimes, I find cosplaying fun, I'm very loyal and I'll always love you. 

Hawks: *pats her head* Well...if I ever become real, I'll think about it, okay? 

Author-Chan: I want you real nowwww! *hugs tightly* 

Hawks: I know...maybe you can get a body pillow *rubs her back* 

Author-Chan: Hmm...maybe...