Me: *wakes up with post-nasal drip and a sore throat*
Me: *calls Jes*
Me: "So y'know how I said I wouldn't get sick, even though I'm around my grandparents and my dad who are? Well now I'm fUCKING SICK!!"
Jes: "..."
Jes: "G'mornin to you too"
Jes: "Wait, you're sick?"
Me: "A-yup"
Jes: "As much as I love you"
Jes: "YOU ARE NOT COMING UP HERE FOR SPRING BREAK!!"
Me: "It'll be gone by then!!"
Jes: "Not taking chances."
Me: *whimpers*
Jes: "...Fuckit."
Jes: "If I get sick and miss school, so be it. You can come."
Me: "YAY!!"
Me: "Besides, you've already damaged your chance at Perfect Attendance when you damaged your knee and missed a week."
Jes: "yOU-"