Thursday In Algebra
Wis, Both Eth, and Kla: *playing with their Hackee-sacs*
Teacher: Put those away!!
Wis, Eth, Eth, and Kla: o-O *puts them away*
Kla: What's with the extra salt, Mrs. *?
Teacher: I just despise them!! You just look stupid, standing there and kicking them! And they...they...
Eth: What?
Teacher : They look like you're kicking a scrotum!
Class: *dies*
Teacher: They do!-
Eth: Wait a minute! What hackee sac have you seen that matches the way, shape, and form of testicles?!
Class: *dies*
Eth: *takes out his hackee* Cuz I swear on Father God and Sonny Jesus, if someone's balls were this big, they need to go to the doctor!! Cuz that shite ain't right!
Jaq: *wipes tears* I'm gonna die!!