... (opinion rant)
One of the lines in the book The Flat-Earth Conspiracy reads "NASA hides that we really live on a plane on a globe"
.....
Okay
fIRST OF ALL
NOT ONLY IS THAT SENTENCE
A) Contradicting itself
IT'S ALSO
B) Unaesthetically unlogical
AND SECOND OF ALL

What do you see here?
Flat surface? Straight lines?
And how bout here?

GL-OBE
THE. EARTH.
A SPHERICAL OR ROUNDED OBJECT.
LAST I CHECKED, A FLAT SURFACE AND STRAIGHT LINES DONT SOUND LIKE A GLOBE OR A ROUNDED OBJECT!!!
So hOW THE FUCK WOULD A PLANE BE A GLOBE, OR IN FACT BE THE EARTH?! OH I KNOW, IT WOULDNT BE!! UNLESS IT WAS THIS KIND OF "PLANE"; A GRASSY PLAIN!!

Y'know...I don't often agree with Don (he was the one who told everyone about it to begin with), but he's right. You must've not paid attention in Social Studies and Science for years to hear this "Flat-Earth" stuff and go "This all sounds logical!".
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