Last Month
1:13 am
GuyFriend: *posts video of him playing Jimi Hendrix on electric guitar*
Me: Boi how?! He's near impossible to play!!

Last Night
10:10pm
GuyFriend: *posts video of him playing Stressed Out on electric guitar*
Me: Dude noice!!
Me: Wait a minute...
Me: He's posted both vids at night...
Me: And his parents' room is on the other side of the wall...
Me: *texts*

Me: *to him* "So I saw you play TØP last night. Yuh done good"
Him: "Thx"
Me: "Quick q tho. If you're playing Jimi and TOP at 10 pm and 1 am...and your parents are asleep in the other room..."
Him: "Yeah?"
Me: "hOW THE HELL ARE YOU NOT DEAD YET?!"
Him: "XD My parents were on a date both times, so they never heard me"
Me: "how did your neighbors not kill you?!"
Him: "My friend-neighbor's kid- told me that he was gonna bash my head in if I didn't stop riffing at midnight once XD"
Me: "jfc dude"
Him: "ya luv me n ya no it"
Me: "I do"
Him: "(/^-^)/"