This was last night

Mom, Stepdad and Me: *watching Inside Access*
IA: *interviewing Chadwick Boseman (guy who plays T'Challa (Black Panther))*
Me: Hello~~
Mom: Eh, he's not that good looking of a dude.
Me: What?? What do you mean??
Mom: He's not that good looking!!
IA: *shows a scene of Michael B. Jordan's character*
Mom: Now he is a good looking individual!!
Me: Eh, he aight.
Mom: *hurt*
Stepdad: Honey, I'm gonna day this from the bottom of my heart, I am a heterosexual man married to the woman of my dreams, but if Chadwick Boseman asked me to toss his salad, I would do it with no damn hesitation!!
Mom: O-O
Me: O-O
Me: Well uh...I'm just gonna uh...take the dog and uh...go to bed and uh...pretend the past 30 seconds never happened... What the actual fuck- I mean- Good night!!