(This was before the penis)

Me and Ale: *looking at memes*
Ale: *sees this meme*

Me: Ale, how tall are you again?
Ale: 5'8" or 5'9". Sources differ.
Me: Wait, I wanna see somethin. Are your brothers home?
Ale: Yeah, both of 'em.
Me: Okay. Noa!!
Noa: *from his room* Yep??
Me: How tall are ye??
Noa: 6'1"? 6'2"? I dunno, over 6'0".
Me: Kay. Thanks.
Ale: JAK!!
Jak: *from up in his room* YEEAAAH!!!
Me: WHATERYEH DOIN???
Jak: SORTIN MY YU-GI-OH! CARDS!!!!
Me: COME HITHER PLEASE!!!
Jak: COMING TO HITHER!!!
Jak: *runs down the stairs*
Jak: *halfway down the stairs* I'm hitheRFUCK-
Jak: *falls down the stairs*
Eevee: *runs down the stairs*
Me: Are you okay??
Jak: I've survived for the hithering...
Jak: *gets up* Whatcha need?
Me: How y'all are you?
Jak: 6'2".
Me: Thank chu!
Jak: Why?
Ale: *hands him my phone*
Jak: *looks at Ale*
Jak: You are the last Jedi in a house of Sith.