Geometry

Classroom: *80°*
Mr T: *fanning himself*
Mr T: Ewww...
Me: ...Y' alright?
Mr T: Other than being stressed and seriously sleep-deprived, I'm just really frickin hot! Are you?
Me: Yeah...it's really muggy and I'm clammy, and I'm not really the person who you want to ask this stuff about.
Mr T: Alright- *using clickers and fatass calculator as paperweights* so I'm going to the bathroom. Can you do me a favor and turn on the fan? (The fan is right in front of his desk)
Me: Yeah. *turns on fan*

10 Minutes Later

RJ: *comes over to ask a question*
Mr T: So, you take the ratio of the one triangle, x/9, then set it equal to the ratio of the other triangle, 16/x, then cross multiply them to get x.
RJ: Can I borrow your calculator?
Mr T: Yeah.
Mr T: *takes fatass calculator off pile of papers to grade*
Fan: *blows*
Me: *holds down the pile before papers blow away*
Mr T: Oh shi-Thank you!
Me: No problem.
Mr T: Just hold like that until RJ's gone.
Me: Kay.
Me: *gets to a problem where I need to use my calculator*
Me: *thinks* Shit, I need to use both hands! Fuck, what am I gonna do? Wait, I can use my phone as a paperweight!
Me: *plops my phone on pile of work*
Me: *in a tired, delusive, dumb state of mind*
Brain: Make a joke!! Say something stupidly funny!! Make them laugh!!
Me: *looks at phone* Hold the phone!!!
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: *facepalms*
Mr T: *looks at me*
Mr T: ...Y' alright?
Me: I just said the worst pun or joke in the history of forever... What do you think?
RJ: What'd you say?
Me: *trying not to giggle like an idiot* I had to use my calculator, so I used my phone as a paperweight. And...my brain went "Make a dumb joke!! Try to make them laugh!!" So, I planned on saying, "Phone, hold them down!!", but instead, my brain shut off and I ended up screaming "Hold the phone!!!".
Mr T and RJ: *belly laughs as hard as they could*
Mr T: *almost falls out of his chair*
RJ and Me: Are you okay??
Mr T: I needed that today!!!